I love late night Facebook chats with my mom.
Me: did you hear about Amendment 1 passing in North Carolina?
Mom: yep, doesn't surprise me, redneck country up there, ya know.
Me: it's bullshit, I am thoroughly disappointed.
Mom: narrow-minded, Bible-thumping rednecks... you just gotta keep fighting for your rights until you get them.
Me: I'm glad I have such a liberal, open-minded mother who has ethics and humanity.
Mom: thanx son, gonna go eat some ice cream, have a good night buddy.